Worst Jokes Ever
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse?
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.