Worst Jokes Ever
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
Fennec users lmao.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.