Worst Jokes Ever
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?