Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
I'm bald.