Worst Jokes Ever
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.