Worst Jokes Ever
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Spell "I cup." It's funny.