Worst Jokes Ever
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
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Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Me: "I like kids."
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Mooning is very astrological!
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.