Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"

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    • Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?

    A: Look in a mirror.

    I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

    Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says, "I have some good news and bad news."

    So the patient says, "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies, "I have had to amputate both your legs." So the patient says, "Well, what is the good news?" The Doctor replies, "I have found someone to buy your slippers."

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    • My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.

    Then I asked him how many years ago.

    He replied with, "When were you born?"

    How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.

    What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.

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