Worst Jokes Ever
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I'm Tall.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
Gan cube prices?
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What flowers are on your face?
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ