Worst Jokes Ever
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
I had a good time with friends!
Fennec users lmao.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.