Worst Jokes Ever
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.