Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.