Worst Jokes Ever
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! š
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because itās a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What is a pigās š· favorite pie š„§?
Mississippi Mud.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
My dad coming back.
9/11 wasnāt a terrorist attack, it was the worldās introduction to Sky Football
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that sheās seeing someone. Itās either terrible news or great news.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.