Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Whatβs George Floydβs favorite color? Neon black.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.