Worst Jokes Ever
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
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What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.