Stephen Hawking's Basketball Skill

This joke plays on the fact that Stephen Hawking, due to his ALS, could not physically play basketball, let alone dribble a ball. The humor comes from the unexpected, ironic answer that he's best at dribbling.

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• Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
• Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
• If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
• Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!