Worst Jokes Ever
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.