Worst Jokes Ever
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"