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Jack and Jill's Surprise Ending

Anonymous
6 years ago ·
  • Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.

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    Explanation

  • The joke plays on the classic nursery rhyme and subverts expectations by revealing Jill's name is actually Randy, leading to a crude, shocking punchline.

    Comments (1)

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    TheGlitch

    2 years ago

    honestly i just find it funny because of the name Big Dick Randy

    OOceanic Polar Bear

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