Worst Jokes Ever
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.