Worst Jokes Ever
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.