Worst Jokes Ever
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.