Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."
Why is Black Panther every cops worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.