Worst Jokes Ever
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"
Mommy says, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play."
A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter.
Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so I took the scissors and cut them off."
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
My ex-wife still misses me...
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
it was just a prank bro.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.