Worst Jokes Ever
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
Guys, my sister's pregnant!
I'm finally a dad!
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.