Worst Jokes Ever
Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.