Worst Jokes Ever
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.