Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?

... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.

Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!

Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!

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  • I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

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  • Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

    Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"

    A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

    The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

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