Worst Jokes Ever
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.