Worst Jokes Ever
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Turns out Christopher was adopted.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!