Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.