Worst Jokes Ever
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.