Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
These gags are killing me!
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.