Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
Super Mario.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
I miss school so much.
What is it about sisters who argue?
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
Stop the orphan jokes!
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.