Worst Jokes Ever
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
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A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
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