Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
You're a fat poop poop!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.