Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
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Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Dario is gay.
Amelie is a meanie.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Like if you know what ashes are.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
I will tell you a joke--your life.