Worst Jokes Ever
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
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What is your car's name?
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Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
I'm Priya.