Worst Jokes Ever
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Not funny, guys!
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
I love going to sleep at night.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
How did the orphan survive birth?
U
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.