Worst Jokes Ever
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
P or N?
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Little Johnny is such a woos.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.