Worst Jokes Ever
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
You are so ugly my man died.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
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Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
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I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Gwen, can we chat in this link?