Worst Jokes Ever
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
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Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left meðŸ˜
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
"Stop bullying me!"
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
You are so ugly my man died.