Worst Jokes Ever
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
This is not even a joke.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.
If you like penis.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
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Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
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A man walks into a bar and then out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?