Worst Jokes Ever
My name is Myria, my right nut.
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sissy Baka
Bitch
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
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