Worst Jokes Ever
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Caca.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Kendon is a loser!
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
"Uwu daddy."