Worst Jokes Ever
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
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Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
You are gay.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
"North America, best America."
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.