Worst Jokes Ever
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Draw deez nuts.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Mom!
"Gwen, are you still there?"
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Want to have sex?
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Cruel and unusual punishment.