Worst Jokes Ever

Adriano loves life.

Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!

What is your car's name?

It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.

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Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.

Friend 1: *turns off lights*

Friend 2: *is there with us*

Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"

"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."

"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."

How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

What do you call a dick?

Suck my dick!

Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?

Because he only had one.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

Eskimos are fishing in their igloos. Winter is just around the corner. An Eskimo asks: "Who's bothering me now?"

When he opened the door, he saw the Creator. The Creator said: "Give me your way, I've been hungry lately."

"No, my fish is my fish," the Eskimo replied. "Yes!"

The Eskimo picks up a stone and throws it, then continues looking for fish. After Summer, Hunter, and Winter pass, the Eskimo asks: "Who is interrupting me now?" He opens the door and there is a bag in front of him. He asks, "Why?"

Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.