Worst Jokes Ever

What time is it when you cannot do anything?

Wanna make out, Explain Bear?

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.

Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.

You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.

Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"

You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?

Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.

What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?

A Panera grade.

How does a rapper clean his house?

With a LIL' SCRUB.

Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.

Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.

Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.

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How do Mexicans begin counting?

Juan, Two, Three.

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