Worst Jokes Ever
What games do bats like to play at recess?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.