Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
When is Donald Trump?
I would tell a joke, but Iβm sad my dad died in 9/11. Heβs the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didnβt actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. πππππππππ
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Hi, how are you doing today?
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP Μs propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.