Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Ass cream.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Aren't I badly good?
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.