Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Oral
Cruel and unusual punishment.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Who's Joe?
(Non-edgy joke.)
I'm back, bitches!
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.