Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
I love pussy.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Jelianis' forehead😈
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
I wanna fight Gwen!
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?