Worst Jokes Ever

Hi huuuuuy.

The butt quack one.

Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!

This website is cruel and is NOT funny.

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Me: Hey, I have candy.

Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?

Me: Some of deez nuts.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.

Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!

Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.

(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)

Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?

All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

What do you call an @EB with no ears?

An Explain B.

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

"kys" (keep yourself safe).

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

You know how Joe Biden is happy?

When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.

Do y'all love God?