Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."