Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.