Eternal Heaven

What is hell to you?

Jesus!!!!!

He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.

But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!

And our Eternal Heaven!!

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Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is saying that Jesus is annoying because he's always around, taking up time and energy. But the punchline is that Judgment Day will be hell for Jesus, but heaven for everyone else. The author's just being edgy and blasphemous, but let's be real, the author probably hasn't read the Bible. I bet they think Noah was married to Joan of Arc, ya know?

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