Worst Jokes Ever
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
So, a guy is taking a piss in a public bathroom. He looks over and sees a short guy with a very large green dick, who looks up at him and says, “Is there a problem, boyoh?”
“I’m sorry, it’s just that thing is huge, and why the hell is it green?!” The man replies, “I’m a leprechaun.”
“Really?” says the man.
“That’s right. And I’ll grant you three wishes if you let me stick it in your pooper.”
“Anything I want?! Three of them?” replies the man.
“Anything in your wildest dreams, boyoh, but you have to let me finish.”
The man bends over, and the leprechaun puts it in. Thrusting back and forth, he asks for the man’s first wish.
“I want a giant yacht!”
“Aye,” says the leprechaun. “It’s pulling into your own private harbor now.”
“For my second wish, I want a billion dollars,” the man says, beginning to sweat.
“Aye, it’s stacked inside the yacht waiting for you,” the leprechaun replies.
“Okay,” the man groans in pain. “For my final wish, I want this yacht to be full of beautiful women.”
“You betcha, boyoh,” says the leprechaun. “The girls are there waiting for you nooWWW,” as he lets out a moan of pleasure.
The man, exhausted and sore, says, “That was rough, but worth it for those wishes. Where do I go?”
The little man with the giant green dick, pulling up his pants, his accent now gone says: “Aren’t you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?”
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Rape jokes aren't funny.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Technoblade
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.