Worst Jokes Ever
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
I'm dead inside.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
I'm the autism.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.