Worst Jokes Ever

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

Pool testing 123.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.

What is the definition of polish sausage?

🐴🍖 Horse meat.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

Hiiiiiiiihihihi.

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).

Me and freshfry talking.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Why can you hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Banana joke?

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

It's really funny, read through everything slowly.

Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.

I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."