Worst Jokes Ever

Oral

Cruel and unusual punishment.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Who's Joe?

(Non-edgy joke.)

I'm back, bitches!

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.

I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.

Prince, are you there?

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11

My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.

Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.

*Son comes out as gay*

Me: What's 17 more years?

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.

Snapchat- any.bry05

Hey do you know saga?

Saga these ball sacks!

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.