Worst Jokes Ever
Yo Nan.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
9/11, am I right?
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
There is no god. None, not one.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.