Worst Jokes Ever

What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?

Mountain Dew.

Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.

Say "I cup" but in words.

Just a pickup line.

"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."

What store do orphans never go to?

Home Depot 🤣

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

Fuck jk.

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

What games do bats like to play at recess?

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is a boyfriend?

What time is it when you get home?

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...

Hi, I did not get your walk.

Have a great year!