Worst Jokes Ever
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
How do you get away with murder?
Mom!
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
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If you like penis.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.