Worst Jokes Ever
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.