Worst Jokes Ever
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Eat this, peppe.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!