Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?
STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!
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My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
I'm dead inside.
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.