Worst Jokes Ever
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
A girl has small balls.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.