Worst Jokes Ever
I love the yyyy.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Icebergie is a randy.
š· š š Stay safe in Quarantine.
Bib C, IIf.
Adriano loves life.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(šššš„ŗ. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.