Worst Jokes Ever

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

Why do white people carry Confederate flags?

To remind us that they are losers.

Steven Hawking

What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.

Watching porn.

Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

The butt quack one.

Why can't orphans see their parents?

Because they don't have one!

Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.

How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.

Orphan joke protest idea.

Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"

Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"

Officer: "Ok!"

*silence*

*explosion*

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just cry in darkness.

Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.