Worst Jokes Ever

B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.

Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

The rapist is a therapist.

Lol.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

Bob: Siri, call 666!

*dialing noises*

Bob: Hello?

Bob's dad: Hi!

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.

Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.

I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.

Rape jokes aren't funny.

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...