Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Slay.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Yo mamma sucks!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Moment and I
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.