Worst Jokes Ever

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

Poop fell off the earth.

My name is Big Dick.

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

I'm Clueless.

By M. T. Head.

Guys to wind the clock up?

Fat moms.

At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?

What has two names and one big home?

A person.

What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

Bullets.

Just shut up!

What do you call a magic car?

A human.

Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

What is white and comes out after you have sex?

Cum!

Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!

Your mommy.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.