Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Little Johnny is gay.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Ashton Parkes.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
You are a fat pig.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Sam from Bow.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!