Worst Jokes Ever
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I gun give money.
Gaming, uh?
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.