Worst Jokes Ever

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

Spell "I hod."

Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?

Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

'Cause he Neverlands.

What's long, hard, and bloody?

The Boston Marathon.

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔