Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Your hairline!
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
pop pop meow?
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!