Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Ass cream.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Aren't I badly good?
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.