Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

"Pogchamp ETHAN!"

So my bus... goodness.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yull.

Yull who?

You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!

Eeeeeeee

What time is it?

What is a car that runs and can't?

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

How do you get ten babies in a bucket?

With a blender.

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.

What is a kid who loves school?

A smart kid.

I love you too.

I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.

What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?

I hate rubber.

What do you call dolls in a line?

Barbie queuing.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!