Worst Jokes Ever
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What time is it?
What is a car that runs and can't?
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
jkjkjhk
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.