Worst Jokes Ever
Ur mom gay dab.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.