Worst Jokes Ever
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Suck my pp!
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
Fat moms.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
My name is Big Dick.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
Jonah Oglan.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
All hail President Trump!