Worst Jokes Ever
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Technoblade
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.