Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.