Worst Jokes Ever
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
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Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
"Lune, it’s me."
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.