Worst Jokes Ever

At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?

What has two names and one big home?

A person.

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

Bullets.

Just shut up!

What do you call a magic car?

A human.

Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

What is white and comes out after you have sex?

Cum!

Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!

Your mommy.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Ur mom gay dab.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.