Worst Jokes Ever
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
My mom left me at a very young age.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
1. Your brother says... âyou look ugly.â You say back... âNice, I was trying to look like you.â
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think youâre a very delusional person.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.