Worst Jokes Ever

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

Eat this, peppe.

Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

Now their owner is dying.

HAHAHAHA

When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.

You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.