Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I pregnoot.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!