Worst Jokes Ever
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Sam from Bow.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Ashton Parkes.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
You are a fat pig.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Vaseline