Worst Jokes Ever
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Spell "I hod."
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Dmitriy has no mother.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.