Worst Jokes Ever

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.

It's a sad state of affairs.

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

Imagine.

What do you call useless skin on a penis?

A man.

Penis and balls.

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.

I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.

Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.

What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

Why did the orphan live at school?

Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.