Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
When the drip is sus.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
How do you get away with rape?
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
I'M SHORTTT!
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
Orphan jokes? They protest.