Worst Jokes Ever
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Dmitriy has no mother.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
You're gay.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Her (DYM 88).
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Worst joke.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.