Worst Jokes Ever
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Suck my pp!
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Ii.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
If you are homeless, get a home.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Noob butter eater.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
My foot itches.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
An autistic kid.
Why did the bus cross the road?
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?