Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Eat this, peppe.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!