Worst Jokes Ever
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
It's snot fair!
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
*insert a joke here*
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Wahoo!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.