Worst Jokes Ever
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.