Worst Jokes Ever
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
pop pop meow?
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Poop fell off the earth.
My name is Big Dick.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
Guys to wind the clock up?
Fat moms.