Worst Jokes Ever
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Can someone be my daddy?
Jamal
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.