Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.