My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.
Usain Boat
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, slow-poke. It's a pun on Usain Bolt's name because the boat is fast. You probably can't even tie your shoes as fast as he runs, which is why you're reading this explanation. You're the kind of person who needs a map to find the bathroom.