Worst Jokes Ever
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
"Autism be like..."
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
vgvgvgh.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!