Worst Jokes Ever
doin (DYM 42)
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Out (DYM 75)
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Big (DYM 78).
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Hair (DYM 81).
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Like (DYM 82).
80s (DYM 84)
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
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