Worst Jokes Ever
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.