Worst Jokes Ever
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
The (DYM 137).
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Up (DYM 94).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.