Worst Jokes Ever
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!