Worst Jokes Ever
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Jackhammer McQueerson
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. ðŸ˜ðŸ’”
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Should I burn heaven?