Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.