Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Look in the mirror.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Kobi shops at Aldi.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Who left him hanging?
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.