Worst Jokes Ever

Dinkleberg!

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Why did Orphan become famous?

Because he didn't need parent permission.

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

Being mean.

What did the wall say to the wall?

"Meet you at the corner."

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to!

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.

You got a pig head!

You are so dumb.