Worst Jokes Ever
Being mean.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
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How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Look in the mirror.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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