Worst Jokes Ever
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
No, no, no, I am cool.
What does suck a sucking fish?
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!