Worst Jokes Ever
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
It's snot fair!
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Ramsey Bevan
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Read the comments.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
All then are bad.
What's George Floyds Favorite color... Kneeon
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.