Worst Jokes Ever
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
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Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Meme.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.