Worst Jokes Ever

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Joy.

Sam from Bow.

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Little Johnny is gay.

Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

Ashton Parkes.

What do Batman and orphans have in common?

Their parents died.

You are a fat pig.

What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?

I AM keeping Trak!

Why do duckies wipe after they poop?

Their butt quack.

What's a name orphans hate to be called?

"Homie."

Why are you gay?

Because you are.

Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can't find home base.

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!