Worst Jokes Ever
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Fart a lot.
Ha, gay!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.