Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
I support men.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Landing Greasy Grove.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Good (DYM 92).
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!