Worst Jokes Ever
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
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A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"