Worst Jokes Ever
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise egg.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."