Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Worst Jokes Ever
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
My favorite joke: My life.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
