Worst Jokes Ever

Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.

Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

How to get a girl in three steps:

Step 1: grab a pillow.

Step 2: grab a blanket.

Step 3: keep dreaming.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

What did 50 do when he was hungry?

58.

What do you call a rich Chinese man?

Cha-ching!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Queen.

Queen who?

You don't know the queen? You're crazy!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.

You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.

What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

You can't run over a yellow line.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.