Worst Jokes Ever
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.