Worst Jokes Ever
Ppppppp.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Jack smells.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
What is red and puts out fire?
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your mom!