Worst Jokes Ever
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Nig
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Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.