Worst Jokes Ever
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Hi, son.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.