Worst Jokes Ever
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Ignition of the bus engine.
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Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
I hate straight people.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your name?
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Do you love God?
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.