Worst Jokes Ever
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Tarik is a retard.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.