Worst Jokes Ever
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
I love jokes!
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Man, I hate the government.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."