Worst Jokes Ever
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
Who left him hanging?
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Jacob Colletto
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Man, that's funny!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.