Worst Jokes Ever
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Johnathon
Your mom gay.
You're tiny!
You can't give an orphan homework.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
I hate straight people.
What is your name?
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Your penis is literally BLUE!