Worst Jokes Ever
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
Vaseline
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
I gun give money.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Gaming, uh?
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.