Worst Jokes Ever
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
I hate autistic people.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Do you see the toilet?
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.