Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

Johnny, Johnny?

Yes, Papa.

Eating sugar?

Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.

Smoking? Telling lies?

Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."