Worst Jokes Ever
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Banana bread is cute.
Your mom is a joke.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Landing Greasy Grove.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.