Worst Jokes Ever
Hey Aria.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Hey Stacey, love!
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Hanuman is a monkey.