Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Doin (DYM 49).
Ewwwwwww!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
You (DYM 53).
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Know (DYM 54).
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Gwen?
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
BofA deez nuts!
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
"AOT is mid."
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. š¤·āāļø
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
with (DYM 57)